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Product Measurements

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Size Guide

A Length:
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Measure Yourself

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Size Guide

A Length:
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Find your size

Size chart
SIZE
LENGTH
WIDTH
XS
27
16 ½
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32
SIZE
LENGTH
WIDTH
XS
68.6
42
S
71
45.7
M
73.7
50.8
L
76.2
56
XL
78.7
61
2XL
81.3
66
3XL
83.8
71
4XL
86.4
76.2
5XL
89
81.3

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

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Dead Inside - Unisex T-Shirt

Dead Inside - Unisex T-Shirt

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I’m Dead Inside T-Shirt – A Wheelie Good Dose of Dark Humor
Who says unicorns can’t have a dark side? The I’m Dead Inside T-shirt takes whimsy to a hilariously morbid place, featuring a sarcastic unicorn in a wheelchair that’s as unapologetically quirky as you are. Whether you’re embracing your inner cynic or just love a good laugh, this shirt is perfect for turning heads and sparking conversations.

  • Soft Enough to Brighten the Darkest Days: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester), this shirt is lightweight, breathable, and magically comfortable.
  • Durably Designed: Pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction mean it’s built to handle life’s ups and downs—and a few eye-rolls along the way.
  • Versatile with a Twist: Pair it with jeans, joggers, or whatever fits your dead-inside aesthetic.

Fabric Details:

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.

Made on demand to reduce waste—because thoughtful humor and sustainability go hand in hand. Order yours today and embrace the unicorn within!

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