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A Length:
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Size Guide

A Length:
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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Size chart
SIZE
LENGTH
WIDTH
XS
27
16 ½
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32
SIZE
LENGTH
WIDTH
XS
68.6
42
S
71
45.7
M
73.7
50.8
L
76.2
56
XL
78.7
61
2XL
81.3
66
3XL
83.8
71
4XL
86.4
76.2
5XL
89
81.3

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

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Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath - Unisex T-Shirt

Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath - Unisex T-Shirt

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Live Laugh Toaster Bath T-Shirt – Dark Humor with a Twist
Forget the clichés—this Live Laugh Toaster Bath T-shirt is here to put a wickedly funny spin on the classic mantra. Perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements, this tee will have everyone chuckling (or doing a double-take). Whether you’re wearing it for laughs or making a statement, it’s your go-to for turning heads with style.
  • Wickedly Comfortable: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester), this tee is soft, lightweight, and perfect for all-day wear.
  • Durability with a Punchline: Pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction keep it looking sharp, wash after wash—even if the humor’s a little twisted.
  • Boldly Versatile: Pairs perfectly with your favorite jeans, joggers, or a dark sense of humor.

Fabric Details:

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.

Made on demand to reduce waste—because while the humor may be dark, our practices are anything but. Grab yours today and wear it like the joke it is!

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John Doe
Great quality and hilarious!

The packaging was neat, and the product was just as described. 10/10!

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Isabella Taylor
Great quality and hilarious!

Got this as a gift, and they absolutely loved it. Will be ordering again soon!

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Emma Thomas
Great quality and hilarious!

This is exactly the kind of dark humor I was looking for. Great quality and fast shipping!

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John Doe
Absolutely love it!

The best dark humor merch I've seen in a while. Keep up the great work!

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Jane Smith
Hilarious and Well-Made Products!

The attention to detail in the designs is incredible. Great customer service and fast delivery too.

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