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Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

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A Length:
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Size Guide

A Length:
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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Size chart
SIZE
LENGTH
WIDTH
XS
27
16 ½
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32
SIZE
LENGTH
WIDTH
XS
68.6
42
S
71
45.7
M
73.7
50.8
L
76.2
56
XL
78.7
61
2XL
81.3
66
3XL
83.8
71
4XL
86.4
76.2
5XL
89
81.3

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

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Eww, Existence. - Unisex T-Shirt

Eww, Existence. - Unisex T-Shirt

£18.00 GBP
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Eww, Existence T-Shirt – Because Life Is Gross
Let’s face it: life is messy, weird, and sometimes downright cringe-worthy. The Eww, Existence T-shirt is perfect for those moments when you’d rather just roll your eyes at reality and move on. Equal parts relatable and hilarious, this tee is your go-to uniform for embracing the absurdity of it all.

  • Comfy Enough to Endure Existence: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester), this shirt is soft, breathable, and perfect for existential lounging.
  • Durably Designed: Pre-shrunk fabric and reinforced construction make sure it lasts through life’s many eye-roll-worthy moments.
  • Effortlessly Quirky: Pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers, or whatever you wear while tolerating the chaos of existence.

Fabric Details:

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.

Made on demand to reduce waste—because if we can’t fix existence, at least we can make better choices. Grab yours now and wear your apathy with pride!

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