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Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Size Guide

A Length:
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Size Guide

A Length:
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Find your size

Size chart
SIZE
LENGTH
WIDTH
XS
27
16 ½
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32
SIZE
LENGTH
WIDTH
XS
68.6
42
S
71
45.7
M
73.7
50.8
L
76.2
56
XL
78.7
61
2XL
81.3
66
3XL
83.8
71
4XL
86.4
76.2
5XL
89
81.3

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

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Clowns Eat Children - Unisex T-Shirt

Clowns Eat Children - Unisex T-Shirt

£18.00 GBP
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Clown Eats Children T-Shirt – Terrifyingly Funny and Unapologetically Bold
Turn heads and start conversations (or scare a few people) with this delightfully twisted tee. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh with a side of the macabre, the Clown Eats Children T-shirt is not for the faint of heart—or those who don’t appreciate dark humor.

  • Soft and Comfortable: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester), this shirt is lightweight, stretchy, and irresistibly soft.
  • Durable Construction: Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction ensures a flattering fit wash after wash.
  • Versatile Style: Pair it with jeans, shorts, or whatever screams “I don’t take life too seriously.”

Fabric Details:

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.

Made just for you when you order, because reducing waste is no joke. Order now and embrace the chaos!

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