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Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Size Guide

A Length:
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Size Guide

A Length:
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Find your size

Size chart
SIZE
LENGTH
WIDTH
XS
27
16 ½
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32
SIZE
LENGTH
WIDTH
XS
68.6
42
S
71
45.7
M
73.7
50.8
L
76.2
56
XL
78.7
61
2XL
81.3
66
3XL
83.8
71
4XL
86.4
76.2
5XL
89
81.3

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

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Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt

Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt

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Dark Humor Meets Ultimate Comfort
Elevate your wardrobe with a witty take on life’s ultimate truth – “All Men Are Cremated Equal.” Perfect for lovers of macabre humor and clever wordplay, this tee will turn heads and start conversations wherever you go.

  • Comfort You Can Feel: Made with 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel and just the right amount of stretch.
  • Quality That Lasts: Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensures durability and a flattering fit for all.
  • Ethically Made: Produced on demand to reduce overproduction.

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²). Heather colors contain polyester. Blank product sourced responsibly from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.

Thank you for supporting thoughtful, sustainable shopping – made especially for you when you order!

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